Technical support ... gone mad!

Technical Support ... gone mad!

It might be the web, IP, analytics or the code

It could be the template, layout, host or the mode

It’s possibly the Ajax, anchor, browser or curser

Or even  HTML, program, bandwith or server

Have you checked the CDI, CMS, CDF and CData

Or the FQDN, HTTP, XHTML, SEO or text editor ...

...the XML, CSS, Applet, metatag or LAMP

Oh and don’t forget the breadcrumb and MAMP

Not fixed the problem ? then please do not fear ...

 ... I will put you through to customer services directly from here!